Feb 22nd 2019

Art For Dentists

@ The Yards

2028 S Canalport Ave, Chicago, IL 60616

Opening Friday, February 22nd, from 7PM - 12AM

Have you been feeling emotionally unstable lately? Having urges to reduce psychic tension? Find yourself calling the salvation hotline multiple times a day? Are prejudiced against imbeciles? Earned a degree? Or been afraid it would be offensive to wash your ass in front of a parrot? If one or more apply to you then you may be showing symptoms of Dopeynoseiosis.

ART FOR DENTISTS is a non-invasive, non-perishable, non-GMO assembly for people who seek refuge from this condition and wish to acquire an amorous craving to live forever without any pain. Here at ART FOR DENTISTS, we believe confusing yourself is just a way of staying honest. After one night spent here, you will leave with all the things you might have done if you had not done all the things you actually did, all the things you might have been if you had not become all the things you actually are. If all your many possibilities are covered throughout these multifarious worlds then does any weight really rest on your choices? I don’t think so! We guarantee all your questions will fall down a deep wishing well and you will forget what you’ve forgotten. Our exclusive, one night only “Art that belongs in a waiting room” package deal viewing experience will be available at ART FOR DENTISTS on FEBRUARY 22, 2019.

Jenny Collins
Justin D’Acci
Oltree Hui
Avantika Khanna
Salome Khelashvili
John Lincoln-Vogel
Jury Orso
Roberto Pienknagura
Hettie Price
Evgenia Reeva
Yue Ren
Jen Roche
Daniel Robles
Zachary Sun

Curated by Amy Wilson & the residents of The Yards

[Side effects may include but are not limited to: nausea, a slight headache, increased sweating, enlarged salivary glands, dysentery, clinical depression, indecisiveness, growth of additional nipples, vaginal yellowing, impersonation of participation, self-conscious small talk, a newly found fear of flowers, talking badly about one’s friends, affluenza, overpacking, articulation of alienation, anthropomorphic fantasies, social climbing, ennui, taking the truth seriously, and a reality and reflection that do not support each other reciprocally.]

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