Join the sick freaks of La Casa de Satanas for an evening of PURE TERROR in the form of interactive performance art, based loosely on the model of “haunted house.” Because……. FUCK VALENTINE’S DAY.
Due to popular demand, this is our FIRST EVER Valentine’s Day performance. As always it will be topical, visually/aurally stunning and provocative.
Meet us for “a date” at the address listed. (Message us on Facebook or on OKCupid/Tinder/Grindr/Scruff to set up a time—links below.) From there, you’ll be escorted to the secret haunted house location, where everything you know about love, seduction, and pleasure will be turned on its head.
Fuck champagne, chocolate, cutesy teddy bears and forced intimacy. Come get weird with us and have a Valentine’s Day to remember.
$15 – 100% of this money supports the artists and the space
Tickets can be purchased online or at the door. MESSAGE US TO SET UP A TIME.
WARNING: YOU MAY BE TOUCHED, BOUND, GAGGED, BLIND FOLDED, OR HANDLED. YOU MAY GET SOME DIRT ON YOU. YOU MUST SIGN A WAIVER. YOU MIGHT VIEW NUDITY, VIOLENCE AND GORE.
THE SAFE WORD REMAINS THE SAME AS ALWAYS: “SAFETY!”
PLEASE WEAR COMFORTABLE CLOTHING AND SHOES. YOU MUST FOLLOW ALL INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN TO YOU TO PARTICIPATE. IF YOU SHOW UP WASTED YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN. THERE ARE NO REFUNDS IF YOU ARE EJECTED FOR UNRULY BEHAVIOR OR CALLING “SAFETY.”
21 and over only!!!
La Casa de Satanas reserves the right to expel any asshole at any time, so don’t be an asshole.